20. Bay Area, California. I swim 🏊.

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timwestwoodtv:

timwestwoodtv:

this guy was watching iCarly with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of iCarly and he’s like “so basically it’s about three teenagers who do crazy things” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why doesn’t everybody watch iCarly” it’s precious

update: we random danced
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mom i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed for a bit
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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via barebackinq)

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brooksbrothersrepublican:

Father and Son.
41 and 43.

how is he his dad but two years younger
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Was playing around with my camera and some broken glass, and I captured this. (OC)
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dajo42:

dress for the job you want, not the job you have. show up to your day job at mcdonalds in a spacesuit. who the fuck’s gonna stop the mcastronaut

(via canadad)

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unclefather:

my mom: you can’t go to chipotle every day
me: why not?
me: they love me there

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Permalink rosiepig:

Getting ready for Halloween!!!!
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